I don’t think guys will ever truly understand how fast girls emotions can switch. Like really, if we try to be fucking romantic and you do something to fuck it up we are going to get pissed like really fast. Or if you are just stupid and clueless and don’t even try to understand.
Right now I’m sick and I feel like absolute shit and people are just getting on my fucking nerves. Like on facebook, I’ve made my share of apocalypse jokes but some people are just dumb. Just shut the fuck up.
And then there is this couple on my newsfeed and this girl is like ‘happy (#) months babe’ but this couple has been breaking up constantly, getting back together on and off, so no, I’m sorry to burst your bubble, you really haven’t been together for a full # of months, get the fuck over yourself, stop pretending the two of you are perfect and be real for a fucking millisecond. Like I use to know this couple who dated for a few months, then he cheated on her so they broke up, she saw a few guys and fucked them all, he did the same with a lot of girls, then they got back together, same exact thing happened, she fucked more guys after the break up and he fucked more girls, they got back together, this is the 3rd time I think, I might have missed count but I really don’t give a shit, but when they got back together the most recent time they were like ‘omg we’ve been together for so long, we can’t figure out if we want to start our anniversary on this new date or just continue the months we’ve been together since we first started dating’ like fucking weirdos, maybe you can celebrate with all the people you fucked. You can’t have an anniversary if you weren’t fucking together. That is like me going up to some guy and saying we’ve been together for 5 months. Fucking morons. Obviously I’m in a foul mood. Sorry guys.
I mean really though, please don’t tell me that I’m the only one who feels this way…?